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cockblocksquad:

Zayn: So what do you do?

Me: What do you mean?

Zayn: Like…what’s your job?

Me: *chuckles* i’m an entertainer…just like you *boops his nose*

Zayn: Oh haha…so what do you do, are you a comedian…a model….do you sing at night pubs

Me: nah i aint nunna dat

Zayn: *sips his…

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takingbackourculture:

whatisthat-velvet:

babybutta:

whitegirlsaintshit:

shialabae:

brownglucose:

imsoshive:

She on beat like a muhhfucka

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shoutout to her for being so positive while going through chemo

FUCK ME UP MARY BETH

GET IT BITCH!!!! YESSS!!!! FUCK IT UP I LOVE IT!!!!!

The hood fucks with her heavily.

Ok but why she so smooth with it?
I love this

Damn!!!!! White people don’t have rhythm and can’t dance because she took it all at birth!!!

- Jess

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johnocallahgans:

does anyone else regret not attending concerts that happened before you were even a fan of the band because I do and it hurts

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tidetables:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!

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tooweirdto-live-toorareto-die:

sweatyeah:

Man forgets he is married after surgery (x)

This is adorable!

aww

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drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

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spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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larrystylinsobbing:

is no one gonna talk about Louis’ dick tryin to bust through his pants or

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snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

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