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stonerlukey:

5sosmichael:

LUKE [STANDS UP] IS [PUMPS FIGHT TRIUMPHANTLY] 18 [FLIPS TABLE] [SETS CAR ON FIRE] [PUNCHES GRANDMA

[SLAMS FISTS ON TABLENO

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

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I’m gone for months, come back and I still have like 700 followers

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hunterofartemis12:

I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.”

And in grateful for our little infinity

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shahadbreezy:

me coming home from school

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heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

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  • 15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
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  • 18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
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brallieshipper4win:

skoeskebloesk:

Remember that High School musical song where Troy sang about his conflicted emotions?

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yeah

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which 

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hey remember that High School Musical song where Gabriella sang about rejection?

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yeah

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which

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hey remember that High School Musical song where Sharpay and Ryan sang an overly glamourous song about what they want?

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YEAH

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WHICH

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I realized this some time ago. All the high school musical plots are basically the same in different settings/ time periods.

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whatisacalum:

stopitcalum:

if im going to pay $5000 for 5sos tickets i’d better be able to take one of the members home with me

Or all of them

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clifforama:

I will show this to the security guard and say they gave me permission 

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